Products + Gifts

These products are created in collaboration with Zazzle.com, so good news is that they are completely customizable.

The other news is that they can not be paid for in a bundle with books, poems or workshops as they need to be processed through Zazzle’s own check-out and fulfillment system. Thanks for understanding!


Art Before Housework Mug
Fifty years from now, no one will care about the dust on your baseboards, but your art will still be making a difference in the world. So, sure, do the dishes, but not before spending 15 minutes on your novel, OK?
$13.95
By The Way... Sweatshirt
Wear the shirt that says the thing that makes everybody feel good. Even you.
$34.95
Get A "C" Stickers!
A reminder to just show up and do your work. Don't try to do it "better" or to do any extra credit work - just do a so-so job and get it done. If it needs to be more perfect later, you'll fix it, because that's how you roll. Plus, your version of a "C" is everyone else's version of an "A+"!
$4.95
Oh, I'm Pretty Sure...Necklace
Perfect for the delightfully bossy, the charmingly firm-minded and any and all girls with a plan. Announce your intentions with a smile - you know we love it when you tell us what to do :)
$29.95

Wow.  That was weird, huh? Card
Apologize for that awkward moment, that unusual experience or that unfortunate incident with casual class and style. Perfect for all those events that turn out... .weird.
$2.45
By The Way, You Look Really Great Today Greeting Card
Guaranteed smile-delivery. Speaking simply and from the heart, this card is genuinely warm without being treacly.
$2.45
By The Way... Hooded Pullover
Wear the shirt that says the thing that makes everybody feel good. Even you.
$39.95
No, It's Not An Oxymoron Tote Bag
The tote bag for those of us who are prepared for all eventualities. Great for carrying supplies, scripts, rehearsal clothes, groceries and all that other stuff we can't leave home without.
$25.95

Don't Make Me Like You Tee Shirt
Designed especially for the grouchy, this shirt explains that for some of us, mere affection isn't possible - it's a lifelong commitment or nothing. So, you know, keep your distance, stranger.
$29.95
Easily Distracted By Sparkly Things Shirt
If it's true, why not say it?
$39.95
I Can't Go On.  I Can't Go On.  I'll Go On., ww... Fridge Magnets
A testament to the enduring human spirit - or perhaps just bone-headed stubbornness - either way, it's a magnet to remind you that, yes, you go on.
$3.20
sensitive, too sensitive, waaaay too sensitive,... t-shirts
Proudly re-claim everything everyone's ever told you about being an artist! The Organized Artist Company says, "YAY!"
$25.35

Almost Perfect, Except For Just This One Thing... Tee Shirt
Never satisfied? Share your Divine Dissatisfaction with the world!
$30.65
Baby "I'm Just Like My Mother" Sustainable Onesie T-shirts
Be proud of where you come from! This one-of-a-kind design is available only through us. Electric Kites Success Coaching logo on the back. Perfect for Mother's Day!
$28.95


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